Wardrobe Critic Gifts

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'