Clothing Critique Gifts

'You know Nigel, those jeans have faded too much!'

How do you like the hat?

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'