Fashion Critique Gifts

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

Woof!

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

In, Out and So Out It's In.

"Damn silly sign!"

"Dear, you're underdressed."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Hang on - you told me you got my birthday present at Tiffany!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'