Fashion Critique Lover Gifts

"Should I go with the blue or the tone-deaf?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mating rituals

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Suits 50% Off

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'