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"Should I go with the blue or the tone-deaf?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mating rituals

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

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"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'