Designer Clothes Critic Gifts

"Do you have these in a more realistic price...?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."