Designer Dress Critic Gifts

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."