Outfit Critic Gifts

"Too dressy?"

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"