Clothing Size Critic Gifts

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."