Clothing Size Critic Pillows

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'