Winter Clothing Critic Pillows

"This scarf's too tight. . !"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

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'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Academia in Winter

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

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Style Consultant

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Inspected by #16."

Snow Business

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'It's goose down.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Too dressy?"

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'