Winter Clothing Critic Gifts

"This scarf's too tight. . !"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Academia in Winter

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

It's my summer robe.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Style Consultant

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

'It's goose down.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

"Inspected by #16."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

Snow Business

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

"Too dressy?"