Winter Fashion Critic Gifts

Academia in Winter

Canada Goose Jackets

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Sorry. Full."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Style Consultant

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."