Seasonal Apparel Critic Gifts

It's my summer robe.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Christmas Socks

Academia in Winter

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Style Consultant

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"His upper body knows it's winter. His legs are in denial."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"Inspected by #16."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

Bundle up!

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"Too dressy?"

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

Friday night football wardrobe.

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'