Summertime Fashion Critic Gifts

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"