Casual Fashion Critics Gifts

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Sunbathing in the park

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Inactive wear store.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."