Casual Critic Gifts

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

I'd like to make an observation. No way. Nope. Whenever people say they have an observation it means they're going to criticize. I ma not. I'm just observing that you're planning to buy a house. Yeah. And I'm also observing that makes you a chump. Oooh.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

It's my summer robe.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"You forgot his tail."

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

Next years calendar.

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

"Our house wine is abominable."

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

'Do you not have a dictionary?'