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"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

"You forgot his tail."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

Next years calendar.

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

"The price of oil is rising because of the Russians? Well, I don't care as long as they don't fool around with the price of vodka."