Casual Lifestyle Critic Gifts

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You are still here."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Goodnight Social Media.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Renaissance Zone

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

'I'm making pot pie.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Retirement

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'

Working from Home

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'No, Johnny, it's 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' - not 'an app a day.''