Casual Lifestyle Gifts

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I try to be royal without being regal."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'I'm making pot pie.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I shop, therefore I am."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Inactive wear store.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Hoodie

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'I play well with others.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

Retirement

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."