Casual Lifestyle T-Shirts

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I try to be royal without being regal."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'I'm making pot pie.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Inactive wear store.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Ignorance and Bliss

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

Hoodie

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

'I play well with others.'

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

Retirement

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.