Casual Living T-Shirts

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

'Maybe some other time.'

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

Working from Home

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Inactive wear store.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Colin V Longshore Drift

'What kind of...'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

Hoodie

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'Don't expect anything special