Casual Consumer T-Shirts

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I love people-watching."

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