Casual Eater T-Shirts

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Wine at the Bar

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."