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"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'