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'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Barry Norman

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

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