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'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'What are you eating now?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

"Bad breath! Bad."

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

Breaking Bad Wind

The Family Inactive - Couch Potatoes/Rug Spuds.

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Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"