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Grass: We lost some good men today!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'What are you eating now?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Be the grass...

Stealth grazing.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

I'm a Grasstafarian!

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Is there life after digestion?

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

Let's not make this personal!

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

Breaking Bad Wind

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

"Bad breath! Bad."

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."