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Grass: We lost some good men today!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'What are you eating now?'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Be the grass...

Stealth grazing.

Is there life after digestion?

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

I'm a Grasstafarian!

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

Let's not make this personal!

Man eating 'after work mints'

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Breaking Bad Wind

"Bad breath! Bad."