Seed Muncher Prints

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'What are you eating now?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Theater Usher Moms.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Man eating 'after work mints'

Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back

Zombies eat brains, eh? Some TV shows do, too.

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Breaking Bad Wind

"Bad breath! Bad."

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

The Family Inactive - Couch Potatoes/Rug Spuds.

News Feed

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.