Medieval Muncher Prints

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Cemetery Pie"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'It's one of your five a day.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

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Tarot Cards for Chickens

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.