Medieval Muncher Gifts

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"They're sound bites."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

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Tarot Cards for Chickens

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

"I'm out of purple pills. Can I take 1 blue and 1 red instead?"