Menu Muncher Gifts

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Cafe Philosophique

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Motivation

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.