Menu Muncher Gifts

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Full English Breakfast.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Theater Usher Moms.

Cafe Philosophique

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Hey, those are not menus!

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'