Morning Meal Muncher Gifts

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Full English Breakfast.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Cereal Tasting.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Little Dark Specks

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

Vegan Voldemort

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.