Morning Meal Muncher Pillows

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Full English Breakfast.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Cereal Tasting.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Little Dark Specks

"You asked for runny!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Vegan Voldemort

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'