Morning Munchers Pillows

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Cereal Tasting.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Munch Master.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Vegan Voldemort

Motivation

"You asked for runny!"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'