Muffin Munchers Pillows

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Munch Master.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Knights of the Coffee Table

"You asked for runny!"

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

Baking

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

'Sarah and her all-day muffin'

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"