Muffin Master Pillows

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Baking

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Little chef.

National Coffee Day

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Don't order anything that will embarass me."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Bird menu.'

Girls night!

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knights of the Coffee Table

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'SPRING water-in the middle of summer???'