Muffin Master Gifts

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Baking

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Little chef.

National Coffee Day

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"Don't order anything that will embarass me."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Bird menu.'

Girls night!

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Knights of the Coffee Table