Muffin Magician Gifts

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Domestic Goddess.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Little chef.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...