Muffin Enthusiasts Gifts

Depression and Anxiety

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Recalculating route..."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Night-shift entrance

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'The Final Merger'

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."