Muffin Muncher Gifts

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"You asked for runny!"

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

Baking

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

'Sarah and her all-day muffin'

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"