Muffins Gifts

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Recalculating route..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Little chef.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'The Final Merger'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'