Muffin Maverick Gifts

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Little chef.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'New Barbeque.'

Ski kicker.

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knights of the Coffee Table

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'