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See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Little chef.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'New Barbeque.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Ski kicker.

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."