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"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

After you finish picking the poppies for opium, don't forget to save some seeds for my lemon muffins.

"Thank you for waiting, your call is important to us. But not as important as this delicious chocolate muffin I'm eating."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Full English Breakfast.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.