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Mock Fight At The Bakery

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Allegro con molto espresso

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Table Of The Elephants

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

9-5, 5-9