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'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'I clocked you doing 67 in a 45, but maybe we can work something out.'

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

'Ok, we've just learned there's a big donut shipment coming in tonight. I want all officers off their beats and on escort.'

Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest.

'Why so glum? Didn't anyone bring donuts?'

Christmas Donut

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I say we move on to dessert."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Mouse with a cat cake.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Bear at a vending machine

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dog Day Afternoon

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Parisian man eating pastries

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."