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'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'I clocked you doing 67 in a 45, but maybe we can work something out.'

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

"This second citation is for failing to bribe a police officer with donuts."

'Ok, we've just learned there's a big donut shipment coming in tonight. I want all officers off their beats and on escort.'

Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest.

'Why so glum? Didn't anyone bring donuts?'

Christmas Donut

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughnut Making

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Bear at a vending machine

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Dog Day Afternoon

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Parisian man eating pastries