Doughnut Enthusiast T-Shirts

"On the foreign-exchange markets today, the dollar fell against all major currencies and the doughnut."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Following the interrogation, police made a cardiac arrest'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

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Nightmares donuts have.

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

'... and then some giant machine punched a hole through my stomach, and that's how you were born.'

"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

'Lay off the doughnuts for a while!'

"Yeah, Sarge. We're on the stakeout. But let me tell ya. we got on helluva problem here."

Doughnut Criminals

Doughnut shop for sale!

'The best part of this doughnut is the hole!'

'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?'

Ace Doughnut Co.

"Wheel? It's a doughnut."

'Strike three!'

'Big deal! - I invented doughnuts YEARS ago.'

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Rage.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Picking pastries.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Ice Cream Dreams.