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"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Bear at a vending machine

Dog Day Afternoon

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"You complete me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."