Donut Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Dog Day Afternoon

Bear at a vending machine

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"You complete me."